Words To Live By
1) Do what you can do. If you can do it, then you can do it. 2) Don’t do what you can’t do. If you can’t do it, then you can’t do it. 3) Not […]
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“Zombie-On-The-Go” Products – ZombieWipe
Zombies, has this ever happened to you? You’re on the way home to your lovely wife’s birthday party–You were smart enough to know that death and zombification wouldn’t fly as an excuse to miss it–and […]
How The British National Election Will Give Me Super Powers
According to USA Today on May 7, 2015, Britain’s Green Party held one seat in Parliament. There were much larger parties holding many more seats vying for control of the country’s destiny. However, they are […]
Movie Commentary: The Ancient Greeks Did Not Fight in Speedos
300 makes my all-time fetid-movie list. While it is true that the Spartans heroically delayed the Persian invasion at Thermopylae, it is not true that: 1) All Persians were hideous, hairless, trolls. Most Persians probably […]
Strange Club
About an hour from the Pacific Ocean and in a canyon in the southeast corner of San Diego County there is a sign proclaiming, “Canyon Yacht and Gun Club.” This club intrigues me tremendously. How […]
Bad Artist #26, Technology
ON HOLD HAIKU #1 You put me on hold What’d I ever do to you To be put on hold? ON HOLD HAIKU #1 I am still on hold I feel my will to […]
Bad Artist #22, My Wish
MY WISH HAIKU #1 May 2015 Be as wonderful to you As you are to me. MY WISH HAIKU #2 You brighten my life, Friend, with everything you do. I am so grateful […]