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Things to Do in Your Office Chair

March 1, 2025 Paul De Lancey

And here they are: 1) Do your taxes. 2) Check your investments. 3) Give to online charities. 4) Check messages from your doctors. 5) Write up a recipe for a new entree. 6) Go to […]

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Your Call is Very Important to Us

December 22, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Well no, not really. The whole customer-service process is designed to drive us crazy enough to hang up. I say when you lose your cool, lose it completely like in the picture below. Not only […]

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Your Call Is Not Very Important To Us

February 4, 2015February 4, 2015 Roz Warren

Please stay on the line. Or don’t stay on the line. We don’t care. If we cared about your call, we’d answer it. Which, to be honest, isn’t going to happen. We’re going to make […]

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