Breaking Winds With Twisted Twisters

This week is Severe Weather Preparedness Week. Here are some useful safety tips from actual experts: https://www.in.gov/dhs/get-prepared/nature-safety/severe-weather-preparedness/    Some say the best advice you can give when it comes to tornadoes is to keep your […]

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A Dark and Seriously Stormy Night

              I complain about winter weather a lot, so maybe it’s time to complain about something else:               Spring weather.               Yes, spring arrived, kind of, like the proverbial lion. The last […]

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Twister Tales Make Scary Stories

 The Governor of Indiana proclaimed March 13-19 to be Tornado Preparedness Week.  He used to call it Tornado Awareness Week, but a conspiracy theory emerged that without awareness we might not have noticed tornadoes in […]

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Unicorn Bites 9/12/14

4-year-old daughter: These shoes are slippery. They make me fall. Me: Then why do you wear them? 4: They’re pretty. She’s already a woman — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 12, 2014 Me: I told you […]

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Unicorn Bites 5/10/14

My 1-year-old learned to say “help” and now she screams it at the store so people think I’m kidnapping her. Well played, kid. Well played. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 10, 2014 Nothing says, “I […]

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Unicorn Bites 11/20/13

Is it “for fuck’s sake” or “for fuck sake?” I need it to be grammatically correct because it’s my turn to say grace at Thanksgiving. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 21, 2013 3-year-old: […]

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