A Real Weather Wizard
Seasonal changes can get confusing. Of course, every place in the world has the same expression: If you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes: It’ll change. (There are possible exceptions, such as, say, the […]
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A Dark and Seriously Stormy Night
I complain about winter weather a lot, so maybe it’s time to complain about something else: Spring weather. Yes, spring arrived, kind of, like the proverbial lion. The last […]
The Five-Day Accu-Weather Solar System Forecast
And now for the latest five-day Accu-Weather Solar System Forecast, we turn to our Cosmological Prognosticator, Venus-Ann Mars. Venus, I hope you have another sunny forecast in store for us. Thanks, Brad. A lot happening […]
6 1/2 Minutes of hope
Turn on the local news and you will hear terms like closures, drug deals, crashes, murders, and deepening crises. But in the midst of this doomsday broadcast you can cling to a lifeline of hope: […]
Signs That a Brutal Winter is On the Way
The National Bureau of Climate Omen Readers has issued a warning that this winter will be the most severe on record. “The signs are unmistakable,” said Dr. Stan Cumulus, Director of the Bureau. “Temperatures will […]