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The Mysterious Staple Remover

March 2, 2025 Paul De Lancey

It’s about to turn into a staple. How many times has this happened to you? You stapled a stack of papers, but you need to take out that staple because it twisted into an impossible […]

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Desk Cat Says

October 22, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Desk Cat is Very Wise.     ­ – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.   Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? ­

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Who Put This Banana in the Drawer?

January 14, 2014 Kathy Minicozzi

I have a way of finding things in unusual places. Take, for example, the time I found one of my socks on the kitchen floor, next to the door. It was just one gray and […]

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Working For A Confidential Company

March 14, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

Whenever I see a job listing where the name of the company is confidential, I imagine myself sitting at a desk in the dark never knowing who I’m working for.  

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