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Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department

May 3, 2016
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DeLanceyPaul

How often has this happened to you? You: Gah! I wish we had enough money to buy yogurt-covered pretzels. Spouse: We can’t. You have a lousy job. You: I wish I could find a better…

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Are These Better Job Options?

September 7, 2014
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Recently I’ve started considering alternate jobs and careers where I would excel.  Do I currently have a job and career?  Yes, but there are certainly other things I could do that would bring me joy and happiness…

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Unicorn Bites 10/29/13

October 29, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 10/29/13

When I see the frazzled parents of a newborn, I tell them, "Don't worry. It gets easier." Then I laugh maniacally for 20 minutes. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) October 29, 2013 Me: "That’s it: No…

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Unicorn Bites 10/2/13

October 2, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 10/2/13

The guy who fixed the crack in my windshield was named Chip. Now there’s a man who achieved exactly what was expected of him in life. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) October 2, 2013 I did…

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A Job With Oprah

August 9, 2013
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A Job With Oprah

Recently I applied for a job at Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network. I’m hoping to at least get an interview so I can see what their interview process is like. I bet if they like you,…

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From Con Artist Kid to Nanny

July 3, 2013
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I am a full time nanny for the second summer in a row. And as summer jobs go, it’s pretty good. I get paid and don’t have to, you know, give any money back to…

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Working For A Confidential Company

March 14, 2013
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Whenever I see a job listing where the name of the company is confidential, I imagine myself sitting at a desk in the dark never knowing who I’m working for.   Mario TurchiaroloMario Turchiarolo is…

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Biblemania: The Story of Job

April 26, 2011
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So I was watching some religious programming on The Smithsonian Channel, and as I mentioned earlier, God was so surprised that Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, and just so steamed at…

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