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Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Principles and Stuff

October 16, 2016
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  My fellow humans, What with the Cubs quite possibly heading to the World Series for the first time since 1945, news about Bacon & Chocolate Party has been crowded. People starved for a real…

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Support Taco Truck Tuesday

September 3, 2016
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Citizens of America, Marco Gutierrez says that if Donald Trump doesn’t win, there will be taco trucks on every corner. Whoa! That’s wonderful. That’s awesome! Tacos are the best food in the world. And we…

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Is Donald Trump Afraid to Debate Paul De Lancey? Contact him.

July 10, 2016
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Voters of America, A week ago,via Facebook, I cordially invited Mr. Trump, candidate for the Republican party, to engage me in open debate. So far, he has given no response, Is he afraid? I would…

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Paul De Lancey Dares Donald Trump to Debate

July 3, 2016
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Mr. Donald Trump, I am challenging you to a debate. Your path to the White House is through me and the Bacon & Chocolate Party. Since this vibrant expression of democracy is my idea, the…

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Bacon & Chocolate Party: A Landslide Victory for De Lancey & Bowen

June 2, 2016
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  The polls are closed. The people have spoken. The final vote count is: Paul De Lancey – 19.5 – 78.0% Elmer Fudd – 5.5 – 22.0% Paul De Lancey and Candace C. Bowen will…

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Democracy in the Balance! You Need to Vote in Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Primary

May 28, 2016
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    Yes dear voter, the future is now. Support our republic. Support democracy with your vote. Vote in Bacon & Chocolate Party’s online primary. It’s open to everyone regardless of residence or citizenship. We…

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Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department

May 3, 2016
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How often has this happened to you? You: Gah! I wish we had enough money to buy yogurt-covered pretzels. Spouse: We can’t. You have a lousy job. You: I wish I could find a better…

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Dental Visit Delays Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Iowa Caucus Results

February 1, 2016
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Hi! Bacon & Chocolate Party’s top election official here. I was at the dentist all day  and am in no mood to count the huge amount of votes.  I am however pleased to report high…

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Nice Things About All the Presidential Candidates

January 21, 2016
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Candidate De Lancey I’m tired of relentless attacks on the candidates. In the spirit of reconciliation and togetherness, here are positive things to be said about all the candidates. Clinton: My father’s first name was…

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Coins Under Your Sofa Cushions Fundraiser for the Bacon & Chocolate Party

December 27, 2015
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  Right now the nerve center of B&C is the office in my home. It gets crowded when Number One Son uses the other computer in the room. Sometimes Number Two Son kicks me off…

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