I am challenging you to a debate. Your path to the White House is through me and the Bacon & Chocolate Party. Since this vibrant expression of democracy is my idea, the debate will be at a Mexican restaurant within twenty miles of Poway. You, as my esteemed opponent, get to choose which Mexican restaurant. The winner of this debate gets to debate Ms. Clinton.
The gauntlet has been thrown. I await your response.
Bacon & Chocolate Party
President: Paul R. De Lancey
Vice President: Candace C. Bowen
And now a message from Ms. Bowen,
Information on Bacon & Chocolate Party thoughts and goals.
– Paul R. De Lancey
Future president of the United States of America.
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