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Exciting, Informative Football Headlines

September 10, 2016
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Exciting, Informative Football Headlines

Not all of us understand all the nuances and intricacies of football. The following headlines from the San Diego Union-Tribune help us out: 1) I hadn’t thought of it, but yeah, that makes sense.  …

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Paul De Lancey Dares Donald Trump to Debate

July 3, 2016
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Mr. Donald Trump, I am challenging you to a debate. Your path to the White House is through me and the Bacon & Chocolate Party. Since this vibrant expression of democracy is my idea, the…

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Spotlight on Paul R. De Lancey – Author of “Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?”

January 13, 2016
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Excerpt from Chapter 1-A Loaf Of Bread The tennis lady gave Joe a long look, her lip licking insinuating a wild hour of addressing and stuffing envelopes. “You know you really should try out for…

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Holiday Season with HOPress-Shorehouse Books

December 5, 2015
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We will be running this post each weekend during the holiday season so readers can learn about our authors and their work. 2016 is already shaping up to be a huge year with HOPress-Shorehouse Books.…

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Lamb Stew and Rhyming Rebels

July 17, 2015
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Lamb Stew and Rhyming Rebels

Western Saharan Entree LAMB STEW (Mreifisa) INGREDIENTS – BREAD 4 cups flour (1 additional tablespoon later) 1½ cup water ¼ teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon flour INGREDIENTS – STEW 1 pound lamb 2 garlic cloves 2…

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My Not to Do List – Part 4

July 16, 2015
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My Not to Do List – Part 4

Since I’ve been so gosh darn successful at not doing the previous things I’d set out not to do, I thought I’d continue with my virtuous inertia and not do some more things. Here are…

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Five Things You Must Do in Boston

July 15, 2015
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Five Things You Must Do in Boston

  Too many visitors to Boston forget to do the following, essential things. 1. Breathe. 2. Eat. 3. Drink. 4. Sleep. 5. See the U.S.S. Constitution, “Old Ironsides.” It’s a famous wooden ship from the…

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Rice Pilaf and the Jell-O Mold Militants

July 12, 2015
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Rice Pilaf and the Jell-O Mold Militants

Turkmen Entree PALAW (pilaf ) INGREDIENTS 2 pounds steak (rib eye, round, or chuck) 3 medium yellow onions 6 large carrots ¾ cup vegetable oil 4 cups basmati rice 6½ cups water 2 tablespoons salt…

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My Not-To-Do List – Part 3

July 11, 2015
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My Not-To-Do List – Part 3

It’s an awesome responsibility with millions of people looking to me for guidance on what no to do today, so I approached today’s list with great thought. So, here are the things I won’t be…

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How I Will Save The World From Bigass Comets And War

July 7, 2015
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How I Will Save The World From Bigass Comets And War

If you’re like me, the thought of three-mile-wide comet striking the Earth terrifies you. I mean the last time we got hit by one, woowee, things were bad! We’re talking mass extinction with exclamation points…

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