Exciting, Informative Football Headlines

Not all of us understand all the nuances and intricacies of football. The following headlines from the San Diego Union-Tribune help us out:


I hadn’t thought of it, but yeah, that makes sense.




Another one of those things that seems obvious after someone else says it.






As opposed to nasally more confident or even adrenally* more confident.


I’d say more, but I want to spend some time to digest all this.

* = Spell check was cool with nasally but balked at adrenally, but I think I’m right on this.

Paul, sports fan


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6 thoughts on “Exciting, Informative Football Headlines”

  1. Is it ironic that you like it when your football teams are super-offensive but not when headlines are?

  2. I think of myself as having a high degree of nasal confidence so I can actually see why they would be specific like that.

    1. I wish Mark Hunter would weigh in on this. He recently had surgery to improve his nasal confidence.

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