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Exciting, Informative Football Headlines

September 10, 2016
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Not all of us understand all the nuances and intricacies of football. The following headlines from the San Diego Union-Tribune help us out:

1)
09-09-16a

I hadn’t thought of it, but yeah, that makes sense.

 

2)

09-09-16b

Another one of those things that seems obvious after someone else says it.

 

3)

09-09-16c

 

 

As opposed to nasally more confident or even adrenally* more confident.

 

I’d say more, but I want to spend some time to digest all this.

* = Spell check was cool with nasally but balked at adrenally, but I think I’m right on this.

Paul, sports fan
DeLanceyPaul

 

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6 Responses to Exciting, Informative Football Headlines

  1. September 17, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    I am a firm believer in adrenal confidence, even though I don’t know what it is.

  2. Bill Spencer
    September 11, 2016 at 6:48 am

    Is it ironic that you like it when your football teams are super-offensive but not when headlines are?

    • September 17, 2016 at 12:28 pm

      Bill, when I saw your comment, I immediately thought of Alanis Morisette’s song. I’m weird.

  3. Harold Ginn
    September 11, 2016 at 4:03 am

    I think of myself as having a high degree of nasal confidence so I can actually see why they would be specific like that.

    • Bill Spencer
      September 11, 2016 at 6:45 am

      I wish Mark Hunter would weigh in on this. He recently had surgery to improve his nasal confidence.

    • September 17, 2016 at 12:30 pm

      Harold Ginn, cherish this. Cherish it. My nasal pathway is crooked. I don’t have nasal confidence. Save yourself, it’s too late for me.



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