Posts Tagged ‘ law ’

Don’t Worry. He’s Vicious…

November 20, 2018
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Whether to walk a dog leashed or off leash is roiling into the sort of controversy not seen since America asked itself, “Who shot J.R.?” Many still suspect it was an off-leash dog. At issue…

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Simple Jordanian Hummus and Culinary Law

May 6, 2016
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SIMPLE HUMMUS INGREDIENTS 2 cans chick peas (keep liquid) 2 garlic cloves 3 tablespoons lemon juice ¼ cup olive oil ¾ cup tahini ¼ teaspoon cumin ¼ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt SPECIAL UTENSIL blender…

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Rice Pilaf and the Jell-O Mold Militants

July 12, 2015
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Rice Pilaf and the Jell-O Mold Militants

Turkmen Entree PALAW (pilaf ) INGREDIENTS 2 pounds steak (rib eye, round, or chuck) 3 medium yellow onions 6 large carrots ¾ cup vegetable oil 4 cups basmati rice 6½ cups water 2 tablespoons salt…

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New Missouri Law Requires Those On Public Assistance to Wear Burlap Sacks

April 9, 2015
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New Missouri Law Requires Those On Public Assistance to Wear Burlap Sacks

Missouri lawmakers, in an effort to help those on public assistance more easily get ahead in their search for the American dream, have proposed a bill which would require such individuals wear burlap sacks as…

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The Juror Was (Spaced) Out

October 22, 2013
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The Juror Was (Spaced) Out

There are people who never get called for jury duty, and there are those who are called as often as the law will allow. I am one of the latter. The last time I was…

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New Texas Bill Will Allow Abortion Only Before Positive Pregnancy Test

July 26, 2013
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New Texas Bill Will Allow Abortion Only Before Positive Pregnancy Test

The Texas state legislature, having already passed a ban on abortion after 20 weeks as well as a package of strict regulations which will force almost all of the abortion clinics in the state to…

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New North Carolina Bill Protects Our Broads From Sharia Law

July 10, 2013
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New North Carolina Bill Protects Our Broads From Sharia Law

The North Carolina Senate has passed a new bill which bans the recognition of Islamic Sharia law. It now heads to the House for passage into law. Bill sponsor Chris Whitmire, R-Transylvania: “This is a…

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Rick Perry’s Mother Fights For More Effective Birth Control

July 6, 2013
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Rick Perry’s Mother Fights For More Effective Birth Control

In the midst of a heated battle over abortion restrictions in Texas, the mother of Rick Perry is asking for industry to create a more effective means of birth control. “Back when I got pregnant…

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Hard Knocks

June 28, 2013
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What’s your biggest nightmare? No, it’s not coming out of your anger management class to find that someone’s stolen your car. That’s not even close. Nightmare numero uno is being on trial for murder and…

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If I Could Pick My Jury…

May 14, 2012
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  If I were accused of any type of crime, I would want to be ultra involved in the jury selection process.  I say this because I see how people truly are now. No one…

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