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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/26

September 27, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Kimmel/Talarico YouTube interview, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]

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Haiku: You Don’t Have To Be A Weatherman

January 15, 2025 Paul Lander

You Don’t Have To Be A Weatherman L.A fires gusting Texas frozen. Climate change? Nah, climate deranged!

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Cartoon: It’s So Hot In Texas…

July 6, 2024 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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What I Did Today

March 21, 2024 Paul De Lancey

I didn’t invade. Woke up at 4:40 am with cold feet. I had kicked off the blanket in my sleep. I suppose I could have been be proud of the achievement as I had had […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/12/23

July 14, 2023 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a record Texas heat wave, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Haiku: How Hot Is It In Texas?

June 28, 2023June 28, 2023 Paul Lander

It is so dang hot The Alamo? No, remember The pie A La Mode.      

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Red States Introduce Bills to Protect Women

September 7, 2021September 4, 2021 Tim Jones

[Author’s note: The following is political satire. Anyone who can’t figure this out is clearly not a woman and should not be allowed to marry one.  – TEJ] In an unprecedented effort to protect women […]

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Cartoon: The Texas Hand Mermaid’s Tale

September 6, 2021September 6, 2021 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Cartoon: Needs A Walker, Texas Ranger: The Hunt For Democratic Legislators

July 14, 2021July 14, 2021 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Houston, We Have a Problem

February 16, 2021February 16, 2021 Dan McConnell
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