Wisdom for Dummies
Tag: Chuck Norris
Please do not be alarmed. This is not real.
Thank gods we’re here to tell it like it is. We received a very disturbing email last night and for one brief moment, we were shocked to our very core. There are some things in life […]
Life is all about priorities.
My life probably won’t be made into a sitcom and I’ll probably never be as well known as water, extractor fans or the fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris but that says more about […]
Like the music of Bill Withers, Chuck Norris will transcend generations again and again.
This thing we call style, like Marmite, is very much a matter of taste. If I ever have a sex-change and become a woman of mature years in later life, I hope to do so […]
Don’t drink and derive
I have a phobia of Nuns dressed as Paris Hilton, playing Bon Jovi songs on a rotating stage that never rotates. I used to have dreams of Paris Hilton dressed as a Nun but that’s […]