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What I Did Today

April 9, 2024April 9, 2024 Paul De Lancey

I got a standing ovation! I got up and contemplated the infinite; it’s quite complex. After that I showered and dressed. I went to one of my exercise classes. Helped a friend I had to […]

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What I Did Today

March 23, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Eyes on the prize Woke up feeling a tiny bit better than the previous three days. Not starting the day with a big headache is a definite plus. Took a nice warm bath while doing […]

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What I Did Today

March 21, 2024 Paul De Lancey

I didn’t invade. Woke up at 4:40 am with cold feet. I had kicked off the blanket in my sleep. I suppose I could have been be proud of the achievement as I had had […]

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What I Did This Very Day

February 1, 2024 Paul De Lancey

I drank one ounce of this bad boy. 1)  Got up. 2) Got out of bed. 3) Dragged a comb across my head. 4) Became inspired to write a really great song. 5) Realized the […]

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What I Did Today

January 31, 2024 Paul De Lancey

My time on Mars was necessarily brief 1) Woke up. The streak continues. Go me! 2) Showered, Cleanliness is next to godliness. 3) Renewed CD. 4) Briefly contemplated the infinite. 5) Went to monthly massage […]

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What I Did This Day

December 4, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Pluto. Looks like a malt ball, doesn’t it? 1) Woke up. 2) Got up. Go me! 3) Worked on finances. 4) Showered. 5) Got dressed. The day is still early. Go me. 6) Went to […]

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What I Did Today

December 2, 2023December 2, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Will now burn for at least another week Busy, busy day. I’m exhausted. 1) Woke up. 2) Got up. Go me! 3) Worked on finances. 4) Caught up on people’s lives on Facebook(tm). 5) Toasted […]

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