What I Did Today
Will now burn for at least another week Busy, busy day. I’m exhausted. 1) Woke up. 2) Got up. Go me! 3) Worked on finances. 4) Caught up on people’s lives on Facebook(tm). 5) Toasted […]
Tag: Turkey
Food to Die For: Paul’s 365 Meals of Murder, Mayhem, and Mischief – November 14
November 14: This American entree honors a man high on bath salts breaking into a home and putting up Christmas decorations. .Just one trial of bath salts can lead to intense withdrawal symptoms such as: […]
Even More Turkeys On the Highway
War has broken out, which didn’t seem like a good time for a long humor piece–although we do need humor, now more than ever. Instead, I dug this out–something that’s been sitting in my drafts […]
Flags of the World – Red and White
How many times has this happened to you? You’ve been scrupulously observing quarantine regulations. But you’re finding abiding them harder and harder to take. You find yourself developing a serious case of cabin fever. Finally, […]
Happy Thanksgiving to All our Writers and Readers
Another year and another round of thanks to all our writers, authors and Humoroutcasts and HumorOutcasts Press-Shorehouse Books friends. You bring us joy, laughter and words to ponder. To our readers, we wouldn’t be here […]
Winner, Winner, Turkey Dinner (you wish!)
Well I’m sure that many of you runners and part-time runners have signed up to do a Turkey Trot next Thursday morning. Well, good for you. You’ll be joining the thousands who, in hopes of burning […]
Home-Cooked Turkey
When I walked in the door, my heart fell into my stomach. Not literally. That would be a condition known technically in medical circles as “death.” I wasn’t dead; I was just dying inside. Again, […]