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Tag: Turkey
Happy Thanksgiving to All our Writers and Readers
Another year and another round of thanks to all our writers, authors and Humoroutcasts and HumorOutcasts Press-Shorehouse Books friends. You bring us joy, laughter and words to ponder. To our readers, we wouldn’t be here […]
Winner, Winner, Turkey Dinner (you wish!)
Well I’m sure that many of you runners and part-time runners have signed up to do a Turkey Trot next Thursday morning. Well, good for you. You’ll be joining the thousands who, in hopes of burning […]
Home-Cooked Turkey
When I walked in the door, my heart fell into my stomach. Not literally. That would be a condition known technically in medical circles as “death.” I wasn’t dead; I was just dying inside. Again, […]
Turkey Bits from the ‘burbs
TURKEY TIME—You know it’s Turkey Time when the air gets cold, the wind blows and the leaves color the ground yellow and orange. In the fall, it’s great fun to jump and roll around in […]
From our HO Family to Yours – Thanksgiving Grace
Thanksgiving Grace We are thankful today that we live in a nation founded on the principle that everyone is created equal. This year–more than any–it is important that we return to and reiterate this basic […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Deports Turkey
This week, President-Elect Trump demanded to participate in an annual White House Thanksgiving tradition. He had a live 48 pound turkey delivered to Trump Tower. Mr. Giblet appeared to be dazed and confused after undergoing […]
David Mamet’s “My Mom’s F#$King Awesome Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
David Mamet’s “My Mom’s F#$King Awesome Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe With Thanksgiving just around the corner, celebrities everywhere will engage in that age-old past time of providing recipes to magazines and newspapers. In keeping with that […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my exuberant anticipation of the holiday season. When I swore I’d never play Christmas songs before Thanksgiving I only meant the creepy Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett commercial duet, Kenny G […]
Charles Dickens: Friend or Fowl?
I watched my favorite holiday movie over the weekend, A Christmas Carol – the George C. Scott version. After years of enjoying this classic, I admit that the movie presents for me one major—for lack of a […]