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What We All Really Want

April 21, 2022 Paul De Lancey

Keeping fit with Doughnut Toss We all want to eat doughnuts all day long and never gain a pound. But that’s impossible, you say. Until now! Because of Doughnut TossTM. Yes, buy Doughnut Toss. It […]

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Too many excuses:

September 27, 2019September 27, 2019 Roger Hollis

Too hot Too cold Too hilly Too flat Too wide Too narrow Too many people Too few people Too long Too short Too early Too late Too fast Too slow NO EXCUSES

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Popular Running Memes:

September 20, 2019September 20, 2019 Roger Hollis

I didn’t feel like going for a run today so that’s why I went. Symptoms of not running include; waves of guilt, mood swings, feelings of regret etc. Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it’s off to […]

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Wait, don’t tell me:

August 23, 2019August 26, 2019 Roger Hollis

We runners love to talk about running, even to non-runners but here are a few things we don’t need to hear (just saying). Running is bad for your knees. (Scientifically, no basis. In fact, the […]

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Cartoons for Faith and Fitness

May 22, 2019May 25, 2019 Donna Cavanagh

This week we are going to highlight our authors who use cartoons to make us laugh and learn.  First up is Phillip Dillman and his oh so humorous cartoons from church entitled Scripture Scribbles: Cartoons […]

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Running; A gateway drug:

May 17, 2019May 20, 2019 Roger Hollis

Following up on a recent post about the question “is running a habit or an addiction?” where I concluded that the answer is “yes”, the next question is “is running a gateway drug?”. First, it […]

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Ahh Spring:

April 12, 2019April 14, 2019 Roger Hollis

Now that spring is here, all of you indoor runners who prefer to stay inside during the winter months, can now abandon the treadmill at the gym or in the basement and venture back into […]

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Running is fun because?

January 25, 2019January 25, 2019 Roger Hollis

It gives you something to post on Facebook when you’re done! You can eat pizza and drink beer after you’re done! You look good naked! It’s cheaper than going to the gym! It’s cheaper than […]

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Winner, Winner, Turkey Dinner (you wish!)

November 16, 2018November 16, 2018 Roger Hollis

Well I’m sure that many of you runners and part-time runners have signed up to do a Turkey Trot next Thursday morning. Well, good for you. You’ll be joining the thousands who, in hopes of burning […]

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Runner’s Fears

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Roger Hollis

Over the years I’ve met many would be runners who tell me they have excused themselves from running for fear of: “I’m not a real runner!” Sure you are. If you’re running, you’re a runner. […]

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