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My Private Workout with Obama

May 29, 2018
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[The following is a 100% partially true story.] People routinely accuse me of telling over-the-top fabricated stories in Humor Outcasts. They make these outrageously unfair accusations just because I may bend the truth a tiny…

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Unicorn Bites #518

October 9, 2014
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4-year-old: Why does the dog pee on stuff? Me: It’s like writing his name on it. 4: So I- Me: YOU HAVE TO — USE PENCILS. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 3, 2014 I didn’t…

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Friday Humor Devotional

April 11, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me forgive my OCD wife. I don’t mind, while taking an afternoon nap, her trimming my grossly overgrown toenails the exact same height and shape. What I do mind is not…

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Friday Humor Devotional

April 4, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my overzealous exercise freak of a neighbor that doing his downward dog yoga position directly in front of his huge bay window is not only unattractive, it only…

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Unicorn Bites 12/17/13

December 17, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 12/17/13

It’s been 19 days and my boss still hasn’t noticed I changed his email status to “away” and his auto-reply message to “Can’t talk. Pooping.” — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 17, 2013 *moves the most…

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Should I Star in a Workout Video?

May 2, 2011
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Should I Star in a Workout Video?

I work out a great deal. I go to the gym four to five times a week. I used to swim all the time, but I felt as if I needed to change up my…

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