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Friday Humor Devotional

April 11, 2014

A little more off the left side . . .

Dear Lord, please help me forgive my OCD wife. I don’t mind, while taking an afternoon nap, her trimming my grossly overgrown toenails the exact same height and shape. What I do mind is not realizing she’d perfectly polished them  a luscious lavender until I showered at the gym, Amen.


Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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4 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    April 12, 2014 at 7:03 am

    In the gyms in my 14 Eastern European countries, men and women shower together. I don’t have any point here, I just thought I would put that image in your head. Enjoy!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 12, 2014 at 11:21 am

      I now need a hot shower to rinse it out of my head, thanks Bill. P.s. remember to shave legs and pits before I go to England . . .

  2. April 11, 2014 at 6:46 pm

    Hah! Avoid toenails at all cost.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 12, 2014 at 11:18 am

      Especially when you’re a guy and they’re luscious lavender Thomas! lol!

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