Posts Tagged ‘ wife humor ’

Friday Humor Devotional

July 8, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my naive misunderstanding. When an elder church member asked if I’ve been Saved from Satan, I replied, “No, we’re still married.” Amen.               Check out…

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Shots After Midnight

February 6, 2015
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Shots After Midnight

In today’s news a man fends off an armed intruder using only his wife as a weapon.  It was 1:00 AM when the man said he heard a loud crash then footsteps running towards the…

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Friday Humor Devotional

June 20, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, if my husband brings me one more bouquet of flowers I’m going to divorce him! Don’t get me wrong I love the sentiment; however, they would be much more flattering if he didn’t…

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Friday Humor Devotional

April 11, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me forgive my OCD wife. I don’t mind, while taking an afternoon nap, her trimming my grossly overgrown toenails the exact same height and shape. What I do mind is not…

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Friday Humor Devotional

March 28, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me to get out of the proverbial dog house for upsetting my wife. After an unfortunate eyebrow waxing incident I told her she looked fine. However, as she left for work…

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Friday Humor Devotional

March 21, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please give me the strength and wisdom to explain to my alternative medicine, natural healing enthusiast wife that switching my jock itch powder with a holistic remedy of baking soda, crushed cloves and…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 21, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my total outrage toward my CDL (Commercial Diver License) OTR (Over The Road) 18-wheeler driving, away-from-home-for-weeks-at-a-time husband, when he told me he’d signed up for the company’s free STD insurance.  How…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 14, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

  Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific Valentine’s Day debacle. When I pledged to my loving wife I’d give her my heart, she was so overjoyed she said she’d give me her heart…

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 31, 2013
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Dear Lord, please remind my wife not to annoy me while I’m watching NCIS.  “Can you kill the huge spider in the bath tub, I can’t reach the peaches on the top shelf  can you get them for me…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 15, 2013
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Dear Lord, please help me to explain to my extreme couponing addicted wife that there is NEVER, EVER a reason to buy econo-sized Jock Itch Powder, Yeast Infection Cream or Hemorrhoid Suppositories just because she’s…

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