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Friday Humor Devotional

February 14, 2014


Aw, thank you sweet heart?

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific Valentine’s Day debacle. When I pledged to my loving wife I’d give her my heart, she was so overjoyed she said she’d give me her heart too. She was not amused when I handed her our joint Organ Donors cards.  Hey, the card came with a box of free chocolates, jeez!  Amen.

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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17 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. February 16, 2014 at 4:00 am

    A gift is always a great gift when it comes with chocolate.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 16, 2014 at 10:11 am

      Yes I totally agree Mario! The only thing better would be bacon covered in chocolate covered in bacon!

  2. February 14, 2014 at 4:27 pm

    Any gift with chocolates can’t be all bad!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 14, 2014 at 5:12 pm

      I totally agree Mike! Nothing like chocolate-covered organs to make a gal feel special!

  3. Bill Y Ledden
    February 14, 2014 at 2:45 pm

    Two hearts beating as one confuses the bejaysus out of the Cardiologist!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 14, 2014 at 3:49 pm

      Unless you’re a Time Lord. Yes Bill, I’m a Doctor Who geek! Don’t mock me. 🙁

      • February 15, 2014 at 12:19 am

        In order for The Doctor to have two hearts, his chest would have to be … bigger on the inside.

        • Deb Martin-Webster
          February 15, 2014 at 9:42 am

          Yes Mark, one would assume everything about the Doctor is bigger . . . on the inside. 😉

  4. Kathy Minicozzi
    February 14, 2014 at 1:43 pm


    I really look forward to your Friday Humor Devotionals, and on the weeks when you don’t post one I am disappointed!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 14, 2014 at 3:47 pm

      Thanks Kathy. Yes, I’ve been behind on the devotionals. Once novel#2 is complete they’ll be back on schedule! Glad you enjoy them!

  5. February 14, 2014 at 1:35 pm

    Nothing says romance like an organ donors’ card. It’s interesting to see who follows through on this gesture of love. LOL

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 14, 2014 at 3:45 pm

      Donna, I think I’ll let him have that pleasure, lol!

  6. Peter Webster
    February 14, 2014 at 1:03 pm

    Next year I will write it in the snow in bright yellow. I heart U!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 14, 2014 at 3:43 pm

      Pete, nothing says loving like a warm liquid love letter written in the snow.

  7. Robert Sneed
    February 14, 2014 at 11:21 am

    May your heart keep beating for many moons. Enjoy the chocolates. One never knows, does one?

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 14, 2014 at 3:41 pm

      Aw thanks Robert! They say dark chocolate is good for you so I plan on living until I’m 100! Good to see you back on HO!

      • Deb Martin-Webster
        February 15, 2014 at 9:43 am

        Oh and thank you Robert for re-posting! Truly appreciated!

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