Definition of Morning Person and Not Morning Person
I saw a sign on Pinterest that read “There are two types of people: 1) Morning people and 2) Those who shoot morning people.” As funny as this might be, I think there needs to […]
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Hackers Exploited ‘Heartbleed’ to Endorse Random Contacts on LinkedIn
Reports from leading internet experts are indicating that the OpenSSL vulnerability now known as “Heartbleed” was exploited over the last two years by hackers targeting servers at LinkedIn. The alleged violators used the exploit to […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me to get out of the proverbial dog house for upsetting my wife. After an unfortunate eyebrow waxing incident I told her she looked fine. However, as she left for work […]
My Impossible Christmas List
Each year, I make out my Christmas list and I say, “Don’t spend a lot on me. Just get me something special.” Well, in case anyone wondered what would be special to me, here is […]
My Shrinking Attention Span
Well, it’s happened. My attention span has plummeted to that of a goldfish, or so I learned while surfing on a BBC Online site. Some killjoy researcher from the Equine Institute of Technology has discovered […]
Unicorn Bites 10/31/13
Craigslist killers are old news. I only fear murderers on Pinterest. They’ll turn your skull into a decorative centerpiece. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 31, 2013 In my state, it’s legal to own […]
The Care and Feeding of a Twit Wit
“Real” author, horse extraordinaire Noah Vail The release of my new book has encouraged me to pause and reflect on this unexpected and occasionally awkward path I’ve chosen as an author, awkward for a horse […]
I Can Stop Whenever I Want . . . Oh wait I’ve gotta Like the Dancing Hamster!
Katie Couric was interviewing a female guest who admitted being addicted to the internet. She said she was on Facebook for more than 10-hours a day. The interview lasted 15-minutes but I miss the last […]
Facebook Envy – A Social Scourge
So, you thought that your friends would be thrilled to see your family vacation photos or that brand new house you just bought. Well, you are wrong. Your friends hate you more and more each […]