Watching TV with the Opposite SEX

It’s a relaxing evening at home just right for watching a movie. I sit down with my wife on the loveseat and think how nice this is when our cat jumps up between us and […]

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Unicorn Bites 3/19/14

Malaysia Airlines is going to be so embarrassed if it had all its planes this whole time and somebody just miscounted. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 19, 2014 Some people actually look up to the […]

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My Impossible Christmas List

Each year, I make out my Christmas list and I say, “Don’t spend a lot on me. Just get me something special.”  Well, in case anyone wondered what would be special to me, here is […]

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Things that should be on Kim Kardashian’s baby registry

Unless you live in a cave without internet access*, and/or you do something more productive than peruse gossip magazines while waiting in line at the grocery store, you know by now that Kim Kardashian is […]

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