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Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them ‘Haikus’. What? Oh, Gesundheit!

July 8, 2019July 10, 2019 rfreed

Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them ‘Haikus’ What? Oh, Gesundheit! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. Texas sink from weight. […]

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The Sounds of Silence

February 16, 2015 Paul De Lancey

What if there were a word composed entirely of silent letters? I’ve never heard of such a word, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. I didn’t know of the word “qi,” and I still […]

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Zen Cook Haikus

September 26, 2014 Paul De Lancey

Avoid tears while cooking. Cut onions underwater. Take  deep breath. Get wet. Have a pound of dill. Nearby chefs are so jealous. Defend home with mace. Zen Chef wants pizza. Make me one with everything. […]

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