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Zen Cook Haikus

September 26, 2014 Paul De Lancey

Avoid tears while cooking. Cut onions underwater. Take  deep breath. Get wet. Have a pound of dill. Nearby chefs are so jealous. Defend home with mace. Zen Chef wants pizza. Make me one with everything. […]

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Paul Does Philosophy or Something

July 24, 2014 Paul De Lancey

People keep telling me to get in touch with my inert self. I did. Nothing happened. – Zen  Paul My cookbook, Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World,  and novels are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com As […]

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