Haiku: Cookin’ with the Kardashians
Tag: Kim Kardashian
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/31/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a major snowstorm, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/14/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Big Bird, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Cutty Sark Scuttles Coach Sark
CUTTY SARK SCUTTLES COACH SARK USC coach Steve Sarkisian apologized for being a drunk-word-slurring-F-bomb-tossing-dildo-joke-telling jerk at last Saturday’s Salute to Troy event. Okay, about that. Apparently, Coach Sark can’t handle his Sark. And, besides him […]
Jesus! The Kim Kardashian Interview
Jesus: Hello, My children, and welcome to My show! It’s about time the “Powers That Be” gave Me My own show; I was sick and tired of seeing everybody else get one and not Me. […]
A Helpful Guide For North West On How To Live With A Horrible Name
As you know, Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl via her money-maker. She also committed a small act of child abuse when she named her child North. North West. A fricking direction. Just […]
Speculations on the offensive statement that pushed Kanye over the edge
Just when we thought Kanyeshian (Kanye West and Kim Kardashian) was retreating from the media, something dramatic happened to throw them right back into the spotlight where they aspire to be. Yahoo! News recently reported […]
Kim’s Engagement Gift
As you all no doubt have heard by now, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have gotten engaged. And how sweet is this? For an engagement gift, Khloe, Kourtney and their mother Kris chipped in and […]