Kim Kardashian Is ‘Frantically Trying’ to Prepare New Baby Nursery: It’s the ‘Best Madness.’ Although, It’d go much easier if Kenny G would leave already!
Jesus: Hello, My children, and welcome to My show! It’s about time the “Powers That Be” gave Me My own show; I was sick and tired of seeing everybody else get one and not Me. […]
Babysitter for imaginary (or real) kids √ Realization that no matter what you do, it isn’t going to be enough √ Buy all available shoes √ Tiny invisible earphone to let you discretely listen to […]
Q: Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? A: They already 8!
In Kanye We Trust:
As you all no doubt have heard by now, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have gotten engaged. And how sweet is this? For an engagement gift, Khloe, Kourtney and their mother Kris chipped in and […]
By now, you’ve all heard the tragic news: Bruce and Kris Jenner are splitting up. I bet you’re just as shocked as I am to hear this. Though in hindsight, I guess it shouldn’t come […]