Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
Jesus: Hello, My children, and welcome to My show! It’s about time the “Powers That Be” gave Me My own show; I was sick and tired of seeing everybody else get one and not Me. […]
Recent Nobel Prize in Physics winners Isamu Akasaki, Hiroshi Amano, and Shuji Nakamura have announced that they are giving their award to Beyonce. The award was bestowed upon the men for their groundbreaking work in […]
He doesn’t but he should.
Q: Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? A: They already 8!
In Kanye We Trust:
As you know, Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl via her money-maker. She also committed a small act of child abuse when she named her child North. North West. A fricking direction. Just […]
I spent the past 2 days being sick. Given that, I have determined that there should be a law about making medication packages easier to open. Below is what I wrote while I was […]