Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/5/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Paul Rudd, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/6/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with […]
Swimming Pools, Silent Noodles And The ACLU: What I Learned From Magazines This Week
The correct term for mobile phone separation anxiety is nomophobia. (Time. 9/4/17) Henry David Thoreau was fond of belting out sea shanties at parties. (The New Yorker, 9/4/17) The best way to befriend famous people […]
Bananas With Split Peas and the Great Beyond
Rwandan Entree BANANAS WITH SPLIT PEAS INGREDIENTS 1¾ cups dried split peas 4 cups water or enough to cover split peas 4 ripe bananas¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper or black pepper ½ teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 2
You know you’re a serious Presidential candidate when your opponents refer to you by your first name. “Carly Fiorina, Jeb Bush, Bernie Sanders and Hillary will discuss the rising cost of Parmesan and Provolone” – […]
Marie Claire Releases Unretouched Sarah Palin Speech
This week, fresh on the heels of leaked unretouched Cindy Crawford and Beyonce photographs, there has been another leak. This time, it is Sarah Palin who is being praised for the freshness and groundbreaking honesty […]
Fifty Shades Of Grey and Black
From novel to film, either way you look at it, Fifty Shades of Grey is a literary phenomenon. This poorly written, mommy porn, one-star-out-of-five story somehow made its way to the top. Hollywood hated it, […]
Nobel Prize-Winning Physicists Giving Award to Beyonce, “Don’t Want Any Trouble, Man”
Recent Nobel Prize in Physics winners Isamu Akasaki, Hiroshi Amano, and Shuji Nakamura have announced that they are giving their award to Beyonce. The award was bestowed upon the men for their groundbreaking work in […]
Jay Z’s bitch-slap vindicates hoes everywhere
Unless you’re holed up in your basement drinking wine and watching “Friends” reruns, you’re aware that Jay Z took a pounding from his wife’s sister, Solange. If you have been holed up in your basement […]
Jay-Z, Beyonce Break Silence About Elevator Fight, Antarctic Ice Melt Irreversible
Citizens of the world are now breathing a sigh of relief after Jay-Z, Beyonce, and her sister Lozenge finally broke their silence about a fight captured on a hotel elevator surveillance camera recently. Ever since […]