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FAMOUS MAGAZINES MAKE THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENTS.

September 11, 2024 rfreed

Rolling Stone- “Jerry Garcia Man! He’d make the bitchinest President ever! Wait, what do you mean he’s dead?” Playboy- “Bill Clinton! We’d be able to make a lot of copy if he were back in […]

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What I Did Today

January 17, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Ravioli punch hid for a long time Busy, busy day. I’m exhaustedand hurting. 1) Woke up. Good start to the day. 2) Got up. Right away, Go me! The Energizer Bunny(tm), you bet. 3) Had […]

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2 CommentsCooking and Recipesapocalyptic, Chef Paul, cleaning, cleanliness, comic chef, energizer bunny, finances, flour, glazed doughnut, murder mysteries, murders, punch, ravioli, ravioli punch, restaurant ravioli

Life’s Eternal Questions

August 7, 2023 Paul De Lancey

There have been three puzzles bedeviling humanity’s greatest minds since the Age of Cavemen. Now, I am pleased as Punch to announce the answer to one mystery. Please see the picture below and marvel at […]

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1 CommentLifestylecavemen, Chef Paul, Chicken or the egg, cookbook, eternal questions, grapes, humanity, hunks, Lutheran, Paul DeLancey, punch, recipes, thriller, world peace

Jay Z’s bitch-slap vindicates hoes everywhere

May 16, 2014May 16, 2014 Lisa Newlin

Unless you’re holed up in your basement drinking wine and watching “Friends” reruns, you’re aware that Jay Z took a pounding from his wife’s sister, Solange. If you have been holed up in your basement […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Movies & TVBeyonce, hit, hoes, Jay-Z, punch, Solange

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