Several states have reported finding Black Widow spiders in grapes. Another type of poisonous spider has been found in bananas in Europe. Call me sentimental, but I think I miss pesticides.
Men have told the history of entire nations in fewer words than it took my wife to explain how she saved 38 cents on a bag of grapes. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September […]
Since Pope Benedict XVI is the first pope in 600 years to resign, the Vatican wasn’t sure what kind of retirement benefits to give him. In the end, they decided to give him the same […]