How To Be Stupid
How To Be Stupid ….and use it to your advantage.Being stupid can have its definite positive aspects. In the right hands it can be a wonderful tool for finding that peace of mind, that […]
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I Get Around
It never ceases to amaze me how terrible some drivers are. They’ll run lights, turn without signals and putter along in the passing lane on the highway. And I yell at them and swear at […]
How to Make an Idiot of Yourself 101
I have a decent IQ. No, I don’t know what it is. Our elementary school wouldn’t tell us. They didn’t even tell us they had given us an IQ test, although it was obvious to […]
Unicorn Bites 9/23/13
Friend: “I got a promotion & I’m having a baby” Me:“I put a bottle opener on my keychain. I guess there’s a lot going on in both our lives” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) […]
Unicorn Bites 9/13/13
Men have told the history of entire nations in fewer words than it took my wife to explain how she saved 38 cents on a bag of grapes. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September […]
Banned in Texas!
The recent hoopla over the confiscation of tampons and sanitary pads by the Texas Senate has gotten me thinking. Getting me to think is dangerous, because my mind takes strange turns and detours. Guys, you […]
How to Talk to People in Europe Without Sounding Like a Stupid Foreigner
“Foreigner?” you say. “FOREIGNER?! I’m an American. I am not a foreigner.” Well, I have news for you. When you are in other people’s countries, you are the foreigner. You are playing in their yard. […]