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I'm a Canadian, eh. And I bring the funny. I also like to read. Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Canada/U.S. Enter High Level Trade Talks

May 12, 2017 John Bray

Your esteemed political observer knows why President Pen Pal (all those Executive Orders) has been acting so irrationally. Stick with me here. He wants to rewrite NAFTA with Canada. He almost came so far as […]

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Politicspot, trade, Trudeau, Trump

I Get Around

May 5, 2017May 5, 2017 John Bray

It never ceases to amaze me how terrible some drivers are. They’ll run lights, turn without signals and putter along in the passing lane on the highway. And I yell at them and swear at […]

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4 CommentsTechnologydriverless cars, flying cars, stupid, tunnelling cars

Canadians Find Latest Trade War Salvo Hard to Stomach

April 26, 2017April 27, 2017 John Bray

Canadian officials were left shaking their heads at the latest Presidential Executive Order. First there was a dairy issue, then a problem with softwood lumber and now comes an import tax on a Canadian culinary […]

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6 CommentsPoliticsExecutive Order, poutine, putine, Tim's, trade

True Love Ways

April 24, 2017April 26, 2017 John Bray

The other day I was standing in the kitchen watching my wife prepare dinner. I wasn’t helping. But I was being supportive. And that’s just the kind of guy I am. The stereo was on […]

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