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Cartoon: Back, back you animals, important news flash. Lala Kent says she thinks her engagement ring from Randall Emmett is “fake” … no, no, no, Lala, think of it as ‘alternative jewelry.’

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Cartoon: No, no, I don’t agree with my husband George that Trump’ll plead insanity. Although, I could see him plead ‘alternative sanity.’

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Cartoon: I don’t believe we had supply chain issues while I was in the White House. I think all of those empty shelves were due to too many toilet paper and paper towel enthusiasts!

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Cartoon: Let me be clear. I’m not saying Biden and Harris will be Our next President and Vice President. What I am saying is my resume is available on LinkedIn.

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Cartoon: No the President did not say to stop the counting except when he said to stop the counting

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Cartoon: No I am not being forced out of the White House, it’s more an alternative my family threatened to move and not tell me where they’re going Situation!

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Cartoon: No,no, any reference to Coronavirus as the ‘Kung-Flu’ is not factually racist, it’s more an alternative nationalistic slur. ‬

March 20, 2020 Paul Lander

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Cartoon: It’s not a global Pandemic, it’s an Alternative viral epidemic?

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