Toilet Paper: The F-word of Bathroom Tissue
The other day I ran to Target for a few essentials. I wandered into the section with the bathroom tissue because it was next to the end cap that had a display of wines that were […]
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How to Waste Time and Burn Poorly Built Bridges
Ok, sometimes I’m an idiot. Sometimes I need to learn a lesson more than once. Sometimes more than twice. Lesson: “You don’t get something for nothing.” Another way to put it is “You get what […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
1) Never stick a pencil up your nose. Lead doesn’t smell good. Neither do rubber erasers. 2) Do not wear flip-flops in a snowstorm. One of them will come off and blow away. You will […]
A Wal-Mart Thanksgiving
In an effort to thin out the Black Friday riots, big national chain stores are planning again to start on Thanksgiving Day instead. Wal-Mart is even going to launch the madness two hours earlier than […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Food The calories in holiday food don’t count. The same principle applies to anything consumed in a movie theater, on a picnic or when nobody is looking. Those are the rules. It’s a crime to […]
The Ultimate Comfort Food
We all have our favorite foods that we like to eat when we need to have something soothing traveling through the teeth and down the esophagus. For those times when we can’t decide which comfort […]
A Halloween Pop Quiz
What do you do if you bought a lot of Halloween candy and only about eight kids came around trick-or-treating? (a) Put the extra candy in the cupboard and keep it until next Halloween (b) […]
Horoscope of Truth: September College Edition
ARIES: You are going to be tossed out of college on your patootie after you call the Dean a pretentious douchebag with a small dick. This will be the first of many idiotic mistakes in […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Don’t buy Royal Doulton if all you can afford is that stuff in the Dollar Store. If you wait long enough, maybe one of your elderly relatives will leave you her good china. If she […]
I Think They Have Me Mixed Up With Someone Else!
Dear Spammers: Thank you for making my day. Your offers of local sluts, Viagra and male enhancement devices give me more than my share of daily laughs. Keep them coming! Laughter is very healing. By […]