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Author: Jason Escape

I escape from things and I help people. I write about these things and other stuff.

Garbage?

March 28, 2014 Jason Escape

Garbage bags are diapers for homes.

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Post-It

March 26, 2014March 26, 2014 Jason Escape

I thought that I had the original idea for Post-It Notes but the note fell behind the desk. The idea didn’t stick.

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Only On Twitter…

March 16, 2014March 16, 2014 Jason Escape

Another parody account surfaces: @CNNToyPlane. If you have not read the story, google it. Enough said. Following.

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That horse in the desert with no name?

March 12, 2014March 12, 2014 Jason Escape

It’s Earl.

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How to Waste Time and Burn Poorly Built Bridges

March 10, 2014March 10, 2014 Jason Escape

Ok, sometimes I’m an idiot. Sometimes I need to learn a lesson more than once. Sometimes more than twice. Lesson: “You don’t get something for nothing.” Another way to put it is “You get what […]

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What Version Are You?

March 7, 2014March 7, 2014 Jason Escape

“They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.” – Andy Warhol “Stepping onto a brand-new path is difficult, but not more difficult than remaining in a situation, which is […]

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Oxford Dictionary is Adding Travoltafied to Their 2015 Edition.

March 5, 2014March 5, 2014 Jason Escape

This just in: The Oxford dictionary has decided to add travoltafied to their 2015 edition. When asked why their reply was simple, “Twitter seems to like it. Why not?” They added, ” and we are […]

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How Do We Approach The Stuck Zipper?

March 4, 2014March 4, 2014 Jason Escape

  How we deal with a stuck zipper can tell us about how we deal with not moving forward. Years ago, my tailor, a 6 foot elder Ukrainian woman, former ballroom dancer, scolded me, “You have […]

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My World

November 29, 2012November 29, 2012 Jason Escape

The one problem with being a mentalist is that I can’t tell my wife “Hey, I’m not a mind reader.” http://www.jasonescape.com      

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It is a man’s world

June 22, 2012June 22, 2012 Jason Escape

James Brown was the soul bread winner in his family                                                   […]

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