Garbage bags are diapers for homes.
I thought that I had the original idea for Post-It Notes but the note fell behind the desk. The idea didn’t stick.
Another parody account surfaces: @CNNToyPlane. If you have not read the story, google it. Enough said. Following.
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The reason they call it Chat Roulette is because it is like playing Russian Roulette except the bullets are penises.
The odds are definitely not 50/50 that I will put the correct side up of the USB to plug in.
To do today: Look through all the Twitter apps at the app store to see if my account appeared in the photo examples.