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Post-It

March 26, 2014March 26, 2014 Jason Escape

I thought that I had the original idea for Post-It Notes but the note fell behind the desk. The idea didn’t stick.

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Only On Twitter…

March 16, 2014March 16, 2014 Jason Escape

Another parody account surfaces: @CNNToyPlane. If you have not read the story, google it. Enough said. Following.

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That horse in the desert with no name?

March 12, 2014March 12, 2014 Jason Escape

It’s Earl.

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How to Waste Time and Burn Poorly Built Bridges

March 10, 2014March 10, 2014 Jason Escape

Ok, sometimes I’m an idiot. Sometimes I need to learn a lesson more than once. Sometimes more than twice. Lesson: “You don’t get something for nothing.” Another way to put it is “You get what […]

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