Garbage bags are diapers for homes.
I thought that I had the original idea for Post-It Notes but the note fell behind the desk. The idea didn’t stick.
Ok, sometimes I’m an idiot. Sometimes I need to learn a lesson more than once. Sometimes more than twice. Lesson: “You don’t get something for nothing.” Another way to put it is “You get what […]
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The reason they call it Chat Roulette is because it is like playing Russian Roulette except the bullets are penises.
The odds are definitely not 50/50 that I will put the correct side up of the USB to plug in.
To do today: Look through all the Twitter apps at the app store to see if my account appeared in the photo examples.
I am glad that my wife isn’t also Jewish. We would never ever get any furniture assembled.