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Garbage?

March 28, 2014 Jason Escape

Garbage bags are diapers for homes.

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Post-It

March 26, 2014March 26, 2014 Jason Escape

I thought that I had the original idea for Post-It Notes but the note fell behind the desk. The idea didn’t stick.

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How to Waste Time and Burn Poorly Built Bridges

March 10, 2014March 10, 2014 Jason Escape

Ok, sometimes I’m an idiot. Sometimes I need to learn a lesson more than once. Sometimes more than twice. Lesson: “You don’t get something for nothing.” Another way to put it is “You get what […]

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Oxford Dictionary is Adding Travoltafied to Their 2015 Edition.

March 5, 2014March 5, 2014 Jason Escape

This just in: The Oxford dictionary has decided to add travoltafied to their 2015 edition. When asked why their reply was simple, “Twitter seems to like it. Why not?” They added, ” and we are […]

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It is a man’s world

June 22, 2012June 22, 2012 Jason Escape

James Brown was the soul bread winner in his family                                                   […]

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Russian Chat

June 16, 2012June 17, 2012 Jason Escape

The reason they call it Chat Roulette is because it is like playing Russian Roulette except the bullets are penises.  

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USB Statistics

June 16, 2012June 16, 2012 Jason Escape

The odds are definitely not 50/50 that I will put the correct side up of the USB to plug in.      

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It’s All About Me

June 15, 2012June 15, 2012 Jason Escape

To do today: Look through all the Twitter apps at the app store to see if my account appeared in the photo examples.      

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Really, Jesus was a Carpenter?

June 14, 2012June 14, 2012 Jason Escape

I am glad that my wife isn’t also Jewish. We would never ever get any furniture assembled.              

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Harry Didn’t Have to Worry.

June 13, 2012June 13, 2012 Jason Escape

Houdini was so fortunate not to be around for iPod headphones. Untangling them is humiliating.    

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