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It’s All About Me

June 15, 2012June 15, 2012 Jason Escape

To do today: Look through all the Twitter apps at the app store to see if my account appeared in the photo examples.      

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Really, Jesus was a Carpenter?

June 14, 2012June 14, 2012 Jason Escape

I am glad that my wife isn’t also Jewish. We would never ever get any furniture assembled.              

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Harry Didn’t Have to Worry.

June 13, 2012June 13, 2012 Jason Escape

Houdini was so fortunate not to be around for iPod headphones. Untangling them is humiliating.    

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Intuitive Readings 101

December 13, 2011December 13, 2011 Jason Escape

I love giving intuitive readings. My readings are more like counseling sessions where my goal is to uplift, empower, energize, educate and entertain. This is all I want to do. I do not deliver bad […]

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The new TV programming schedule: What is going on here?

May 14, 2011May 15, 2011 Jason Escape

I was born in 1970. TV programming was in full swing, had found its rhythm and was as popular as ever. I remember watching my favorite primetime series in the late 70s and 80s. Each […]

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Verizon’s New iPhone Commercials

May 13, 2011May 13, 2011 Jason Escape

Have you seen Apple’s recent commercial with Verizon for the iPhone? I think they must be doing crack in those advertising meetings. These advertisements are pretentious, assuming and rather rude. They are basically saying that […]

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