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Author: Jason Escape

I escape from things and I help people. I write about these things and other stuff.

Russian Chat

June 16, 2012June 17, 2012 Jason Escape

The reason they call it Chat Roulette is because it is like playing Russian Roulette except the bullets are penises.  

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USB Statistics

June 16, 2012June 16, 2012 Jason Escape

The odds are definitely not 50/50 that I will put the correct side up of the USB to plug in.      

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It’s All About Me

June 15, 2012June 15, 2012 Jason Escape

To do today: Look through all the Twitter apps at the app store to see if my account appeared in the photo examples.      

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Really, Jesus was a Carpenter?

June 14, 2012June 14, 2012 Jason Escape

I am glad that my wife isn’t also Jewish. We would never ever get any furniture assembled.              

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Harry Didn’t Have to Worry.

June 13, 2012June 13, 2012 Jason Escape

Houdini was so fortunate not to be around for iPod headphones. Untangling them is humiliating.    

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Intuitive Readings 101

December 13, 2011December 13, 2011 Jason Escape

I love giving intuitive readings. My readings are more like counseling sessions where my goal is to uplift, empower, energize, educate and entertain. This is all I want to do. I do not deliver bad […]

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How to Program Your iPhone to Prevent Texting and Driving

December 11, 2011December 11, 2011 Jason Escape

The new iPhone Updates have allowed some very cool features. Of course, Apple likes to embed them as deep as possible for its customers to seek out and discover. Here is a way for you […]

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The new TV programming schedule: What is going on here?

May 14, 2011May 15, 2011 Jason Escape

I was born in 1970. TV programming was in full swing, had found its rhythm and was as popular as ever. I remember watching my favorite primetime series in the late 70s and 80s. Each […]

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Verizon’s New iPhone Commercials

May 13, 2011May 13, 2011 Jason Escape

Have you seen Apple’s recent commercial with Verizon for the iPhone? I think they must be doing crack in those advertising meetings. These advertisements are pretentious, assuming and rather rude. They are basically saying that […]

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