Disclaimer: This is a work of humor. I made it all up, except for the names of infamous people. Please don’t take it seriously. On the other hand, if you want to laugh, go ahead. […]
I’m a Pisces. There are twelve signs of the Zodiac, so you have an 11-1 chance of escaping being born under Pisces. I am one of the 1 in 12 people who got stuck. Being […]
ARIES: You are going to be tossed out of college on your patootie after you call the Dean a pretentious douchebag with a small dick. This will be the first of many idiotic mistakes in […]
ARIES: That person whose car you deliberately ram into today because she/he cuts you off in traffic was supposed to be the one true love of your life. That will never happen now, because he/she […]
The horoscopes we see in newspapers and magazines are always flattering to people, no matter what sign of the Zodiac they were born under. In an effort to correct that gross misrepresentation, I present The […]
For all you HumorOutcasts readers, this is my weekly weekend one size fits all horoscope I do out of the goodness of my heart on my blog, The Monkey Bellhop. While it may appear that […]
It’s good that I take Astrology with a grain of salt, because I was born under the sign of Pisces, and Pisces gets no respect. Some astrologers back in Victorian times who weren’t as funny […]
The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.