With friends like these…
Kara is one of those people who makes general statements. This is fine and we all do it. There’s nothing wrong with this and if you read any statement in Morgan Freeman’s voice, it immediately […]
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Horoscope of Truth: September College Edition
ARIES: You are going to be tossed out of college on your patootie after you call the Dean a pretentious douchebag with a small dick. This will be the first of many idiotic mistakes in […]
Now THIS is a Horoscope!
The horoscopes we see in newspapers and magazines are always flattering to people, no matter what sign of the Zodiac they were born under. In an effort to correct that gross misrepresentation, I present The […]
My heart will go on and on, like a solar panel that found an infinte supply of solar energy.
When you’ve no money and you want to double-check that you’ve no money, you can log on to your bank account and see with your own eyes, that you’ve no money. Online banks are very […]