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My heart will go on and on, like a solar panel that found an infinte supply of solar energy.

July 14, 2012July 14, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

When you’ve no money and you want to double-check that you’ve no money, you can log on to your bank account and see with your own eyes, that you’ve no money. Online banks are very […]

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6 CommentsFictionafter you've logged out? I think not. It's the same with the songs of Tom Waits. When Tom Waits sings, End of titanic, had on Leo and his girl of magnificent lungs? Maybe it's this, he paints pictures with his storytelling, Leo, My heart will go on and on and on like a battery that's found an infinte supply of solar energy, pictures that come alive before your very ears but what happens when you cover your eyes and you can't see what you can hear? Does anyone truly know what goes on when you can hear but not see what you, starts, that you've no money. Online banks are very conscientious banks and they don't lie or distort the truth is any shape or form but what happens when you log out of your online bank? Does anyone truly kn, Titanic, When you've no money and you want to clarify that you've no money, you can hear it until it finishes and then you can't hear it any more. Does anyone truly know what effect that god-awful piece of music, you can log on to your bank account and see with your own eyes

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