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Author: Benson Bruno

I live for the present and foot the bill to whoever wasn't invited.

The Stars

December 2, 2011 Benson Bruno

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives.  Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayastrology, celebrities

Undying Persistence

November 29, 2011November 29, 2011 Benson Bruno

Life’s greatest problem is to keep getting up after you fall down. If you can do that it won’t matter how many times you fall, because you’ve harnessed the secret of zombies.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daypersistence, zombies

On Oldness

November 29, 2011November 29, 2011 Benson Bruno

If people don’t respect their elders, why would they seriously consider something written by a dead person? Whatever your answer is, it can’t be denied that young people today have a problem: how to build […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daybooks, old folks

Living Fully

November 29, 2011 Benson Bruno

I live every new day to its fullest, but I get out of bed in the morning because I don’t want to wet the mattress.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayliving, urinating

Serve Those Who Serve You

November 27, 2011 Benson Bruno

I want to have a place to live, wear nice suits and get paid to have my boss grovel at my feet. I want to be the butler to a sycophant.

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Rare Joy

November 25, 2011 Benson Bruno

Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayfood, happiness, joy

Toilet Humor

November 24, 2011 Benson Bruno

People say a lot of the comedians today just employ toilet humor, and that offends me. “It isn’t toilet humor,” I tell them, “It’s restroom humor, and third-world audiences resent it.”

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daytoilet humor

Love Therapy

November 23, 2011 Benson Bruno

My marriage counselor gives me a lot of helpful advice. She says things like, ‘Naughty husband,’ and ‘Right there,’ and ‘Yeah, more.’

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayadultery, love, marriage

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