New York, NY – Today in a press conference, Eli Lehrer, Executive Vice President of Original Programming for the History Channel, announced the premiere of its new show, TP Pickers. Lehrer informed a group of […]
Dear Lord, please inform my husband if he promises never to leave his dirty laundry on the bathroom floor, I’ll promise never to use them as toilet paper again, Amen.
Little Dill Y is more inquisitive than a really inquisitive person who asks far too many questions to find out what he wants to know. The little guy asked how his mother and I met […]
People say a lot of the comedians today just employ toilet humor, and that offends me. “It isn’t toilet humor,” I tell them, “It’s restroom humor, and third-world audiences resent it.”
Never drink anything offered to you by your two year old daughter, when the only thing she can reach is the toilet bowl.