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Things Didn’t Go as Planned

July 23, 2019July 23, 2019 Tim Jones

When I was young, I was always planning out my life, sometimes down to the minute. I was highly organized and self-directed. I knew that to fulfill these plans, hard work was essential. Even as […]

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Living Fully

November 29, 2011 Benson Bruno

I live every new day to its fullest, but I get out of bed in the morning because I don’t want to wet the mattress.

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Retirement

June 15, 2011June 15, 2011 Kevin Woolery

I used to dream that if I worked hard, and saved enough money, I could retire early. Now, I just dream that I won’t kill myself by Saturday.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, living, retirement, savings

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