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Finding Jesus

December 20, 2012
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After I paid for my Christmas tree, the guy at the register said I should find Jesus. I tried, but he was busy tying down someone elses tree Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from…

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The GOP Investigating Why Mitt Lost

November 8, 2012
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Republicans are speculating as to why Romney lost the election. My theory is that after they counted the votes, he received less than Obama. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian,…

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Don’t Go Down There!

October 4, 2012
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My girlfriend wanted me to go down there, if you know what I mean, but screw that, she’s not the only one who’s afraid of the basement. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an…

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Bring Back the 90’s

September 7, 2012
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Ricki Lake, Arsenio Hall, and Bill Clinton are back in the spotlight, which can only mean that my mom’s Beanie Babies are probably worth a fortune. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring…

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The Pitfalls of Nicotine Gum

August 29, 2012
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I started using nicotine gum to quit smoking, and I think it’s working, I can’t get the damn pieces lit, and I keep burning my nose. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring…

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Mitt Hair

August 25, 2012
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So, the RNC is going on whether or not Hurricane Isaac hits. Good thing Mitt’s protected from flying debris by his hair helmet.       Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring…

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The Secret to Love

August 21, 2012
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I asked my grandpa what the secret was to his long relationship with my grandma, but he didn’t answer because his hearing aid was turned off Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring…

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Gravy Bombs

August 14, 2012
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I hope scientists are working on a gravy bomb just in case we ever get into a war with Turkey. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian, and comedy writer. Born,…

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Bad Career Choice

August 6, 2012
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If you can’t tell your ass from a hole in the ground, fence building is probably a bad career choice. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian, and comedy writer. Born,…

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They Come In Threes

August 2, 2012
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First, Vidal Sassoon passed away in May, then Gore Vidal died a couple days ago. If I was Al Gore, I’d be crapping my pants right about now. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from…

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