Finding Jesus December 20, 2012December 20, 2012 Kevin Woolery After I paid for my Christmas tree, the guy at the register said I should find Jesus. I tried, but he was busy tying down someone elses tree Share this Post:
The GOP Investigating Why Mitt Lost November 8, 2012November 8, 2012 Kevin Woolery Republicans are speculating as to why Romney lost the election. My theory is that after they counted the votes, he received less than Obama. Share this Post:
Don’t Go Down There! October 4, 2012October 4, 2012 Kevin Woolery My girlfriend wanted me to go down there, if you know what I mean, but screw that, she’s not the only one who’s afraid of the basement. Share this Post:
Bring Back the 90’s September 7, 2012September 7, 2012 Kevin Woolery Ricki Lake, Arsenio Hall, and Bill Clinton are back in the spotlight, which can only mean that my mom’s Beanie Babies are probably worth a fortune. Share this Post:
The Pitfalls of Nicotine Gum August 29, 2012August 29, 2012 Kevin Woolery I started using nicotine gum to quit smoking, and I think it’s working, I can’t get the damn pieces lit, and I keep burning my nose. Share this Post:
Mitt Hair August 25, 2012August 25, 2012 Kevin Woolery So, the RNC is going on whether or not Hurricane Isaac hits. Good thing Mitt’s protected from flying debris by his hair helmet. Share this Post:
The Secret to Love August 21, 2012August 21, 2012 Kevin Woolery I asked my grandpa what the secret was to his long relationship with my grandma, but he didn’t answer because his hearing aid was turned off Share this Post:
Gravy Bombs August 14, 2012August 14, 2012 Kevin Woolery I hope scientists are working on a gravy bomb just in case we ever get into a war with Turkey. Share this Post:
Bad Career Choice August 6, 2012 Kevin Woolery If you can’t tell your ass from a hole in the ground, fence building is probably a bad career choice. Share this Post:
They Come In Threes August 2, 2012 Kevin Woolery First, Vidal Sassoon passed away in May, then Gore Vidal died a couple days ago. If I was Al Gore, I’d be crapping my pants right about now. Share this Post: