Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. PD asks: How do I get the cat to emulate a dog? He never meows […]
Last night Americans held a big party to celebrate the fact that their nation is now 2,014 years old. But today is the day we get serious and make our New Year’s Resolutions. One year […]
Everyone knows that the government is harvesting and storing every phone, text, and email message Americans send. Which makes sense because you never know when your 96 year-old grandmother is going to get bored with […]
I hope scientists are working on a gravy bomb just in case we ever get into a war with Turkey.
The federal government is shutting down porn in the Missile Defense Agency. Apparently, employees surf the internet for sexually explicit material instead of looking for things like bombs heading our way, and those in charge […]
Rick Santorum, Republican and ultra-conservative presidential candidate, has told NBC’s “Meet the Press” that he would tell Iranian leaders that either they open up their nuclear facilities and make them available to inspectors or the […]