No Porn for Missile Watchers

The federal government is shutting down porn in the Missile Defense Agency.  Apparently, employees surf the internet for sexually explicit material instead of looking for things like bombs heading our way, and those in charge of the agency thinks this is a bad idea.  In truth, it’s not the pornography itself  that has the Missile Defense Agency leaders upset, but the fact that many enemy countries encrypt porn with viruses, malware and tracking devices which are spread as employees download and share the explicit material. As a result, the security of the US might be breached which in turn could potentially cause the death of  innocent civilians.

Well, I guess the nuns were right after all:  masturbation might make you go blind, but pornography can kill you.

 

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10 thoughts on “No Porn for Missile Watchers”

  1. You mean to tell us that our wonderful, super-efficient government bureaucracy is only NOW getting around to doing something (i.e. forbidding porn in the office) that private companies have been doing for years?

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