Posts Tagged ‘ apocalyptic thriller ’

Betty Ponterio and the Nobel Prize

October 28, 2018
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Antarctic Appetizer BETTY PONTERIO INGREDIENTS ice cubes beverage Serves 1. Takes 1 minute PREPARATION Add ice cubes to glass. Add beverage. TIDBITS 1) The Shirley Temple beverage is named after the famous child actress. The…

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Bacon Wrapped Shrimp and Sir Francis Bacon

July 8, 2018
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American Appetizer BACON WRAPPED SHRIMP INGREDIENTS 24 jumbo shrimp, peeled and deveined 12 slices bacon ¼ cup brown sugar 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce no-stick spray SPECIAL UTENSILS 24 toothpicks baking rack cookie sheet. Serves 6.…

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The CIA’s Sandwich

March 31, 2018
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Italian Entree ITALIAN PANINI INGREDIENTS 1 ciabatta roll, Italian roll, or French roll 1 tablespoon olive oil 3 tablespoons mayonnaise 2 deli-thin slice Provolone cheese (2 more slices later) ¼ cup roasted red bell pepper…

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Keats’ Chicken Fried Steak

March 25, 2018
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American Entree CHICKEN FRIED STEAK INGREDIENTS 2¼ cups flour ½ teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 8 4-ounce cube steaks 1¾ cups buttermilk 1 egg 1 cup vegetable oil 4 cups whole…

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Machanka and Measuring the Speed of Sound

February 20, 2018
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Belarusian Entree MACHANKA INGREDIENTS 1 pound pork shoulder or loin 1 pound Polish or pork sausages 1 medium onion 2½ tablespoons lard or butter 1¼ cups pork stock or beef stock 5 tablespoons flour 2…

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Paul’s K-IT-CHEN

September 16, 2017
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Gentle Readers, Today’s blog is short and sweet. Chef Paul De Lancey Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com Paul De LanceyPaul De…

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Descruffifying a Runway Model – Day Two

September 10, 2017
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Gentle readers, Horrors. My magnificent scruff is slowing disappearing. The natives have spoken against. Millions of adoring fan are in shock. My modeling agency loved the scruffy look. They pleaded with me. They threatened to…

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Descruffification of a Runway Model – Day One

September 9, 2017
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Gentle readers, The razor is dead! Long live the razor! I ordered a new razor. In the meantime, I had let my face get scruffy. One of the homesteaders tolerated my scruffiness as long as…

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The Wonder Dog

August 16, 2017
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This story was based on two sources. First, my dad who served his country in World War II  did his basic training in Louisiana, He said soldiers would throw snowballs at the platoon ahead of…

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Looking for Toilets, My Travels Through Europe: Venice

August 3, 2017
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VENICE Doge’s Palace has a public toilet. See Venice while you can for many parts of it are sinking into the sea. It’s kinda like California slipping into the ocean at the rate of a…

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